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How is the situation

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Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!”.. 😛


Ghalib’s Girl Friend Late on Date

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Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi, Girl: Am I late ? Ghalib: Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai, Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai. 🙂


Why Women starts with W

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Why Women starts with W ! You know why women starts with ‘W’… because all questions start with “W”.. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!!


World’s smallest Resignation Letter

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World’s smallest Resignation Letter! Respected sir, I love Ur wife. Thank you


9 Interesting confusions

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9 Interesting Confusions 1. Can u cry under water? 2. Do fish ever get thirsty? 3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep? 4. What do u call a male lady bird? 5. Why is it called building when it’s already built? 6. When they say dog food is new & improved […]